Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Chapter 1-1 : The Political Conspiration Begin

Once upon a time, in a room of somewhere in Bodohland, a political conspiration plan begin....



Beruk (son in law of Bodohwi): papa, papa. After the recent general election, the PKR De Facto Leader Annuar keep claiming he already got enough our man to jump ship and take over the government. We can't let this happen, we must do something (or else i will be in deep deep trouble) .

Bodohwi : Son, you are right. Any good suggestion?

Beruk : yes, papa. I had discussed with my level 4th team and they come out with this great great idea. We framed him.

Bodohwi : Framed him? This is not ethical.

Beruk : Not Ethical! Papa, do you still remember your previous election manifesto when you just took over the Prime Minister post? Do you fulfill it? Definitely not, else we won't faced such a great defeat in the recent election. You lied about the corruption & juridical reform, is that ethical?

Bodohwi : Well, you are right son. So tell me what is your plan?

Beruk : Papa, this is what out level 4th guys proposing. Annuar was previously charged with a liwat case, so if we charge him with the same again then the rakyat will definite believe it this time. After all, this is Bodohland and all rakyat should be bodoh, isn't it?

Bodohwi : Son, it sound interesting, but how are you going to frame him? We can't just charge him without a victim.

Beruk : Papa, do you still remember the secret report we receive regarding a criminal involving Mongolia Jeep? Besides Mongolia Jeep is also a threat to your office, i will tell Mongolia Jeep to do all the dirty work or else we will expose the secret report.

Bodohwi : Wah! Son, you are really smart. Killing two birds with one stone. No wonder you are Oxfart graduate. OK! Go ahead and do what you should do.

Beruk : OK! Papa.


Beruk left the room and begin his plan.........

to be continue.....

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